Didn't this happen once before?

Iranian Parliament passes law to require Jews and Christians to wear badges.

What could possibly go wrong?

Immigrant steals sex offender's identity.

When stealing identities, make sure victim isn't a sex offender.

Federal agents say an immigrant charged with identity theft is accused of trying to pass himself off as someone else with legal problems — a convicted sex offender.

Alejandro Borbonio-Fernandez, 41, was arrested April 27 after he started working in Murfreesboro under the identity of a man who was deported after failing to sign up for the sex offender registry, according to Anthony Langeland, a senior special agent with the Bureau of Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

Happy Crack

PENN HILLS, Pa. -- Critics say it's an overreaction. Some elementary school students in Pennsylvania got suspended for mixing up sugar and Kool-Aid crystals -- and calling it "Happy Crack."

Officials in the Penn Hills School District said the kids were imitating drug activity. They put the mixture in plastic bags and labeled it "Happy Crack."

But some parents don't think that should have gotten the students suspended from Shenandoah Elementary School.

At least one school board member agrees. She says the colored mixture looked like the grainy candy found inside Pixy Stix -- and she didn't see anything wrong with it.

The principal and school superintendent haven't commented on the incident.

WalMart has hired goons known as lawyers.

Despite the fact that it's not yet a government agency, Wal-Mart threatens rural farmers with eminent domain to get their land.

The world's largest retailer, battling to build a huge new distribution center in Putnam County, is threatening a handful of rural residents that they may have their land taken if they don't agree to sell it to the company.

Representatives of Wal-Mart have told the landowners they will ask Putnam County to use its powers of eminent domain if the families won't sell. The retailer needs about a half-dozen parcels to widen a road that would provide access to a proposed 800,000-square-foot distribution center just over the Volusia County line -- a project Volusia officials have gone to court to block.

A letter to the landowners gave them until 5 p.m. Thursday to agree to a deal with the company.

Stop shoping at Wal-Mart people. Oooo, look, CaddyShack 2 DVD for only $4.99

.... therefore all cops are assholes too.

Judge upholds traffic stop based on a police officer's assumption that anybody driving after midnight must be drunk.

A judge has rejected a motion to dismiss the testimony of an officer who said anyone driving after midnight is a drunken driving suspect.

Highway Patrol Trooper Ryan Hoffner testified in Northwest District Court (North Dakota) last month in the case of Darren Lee Bachmeier, who was charged with drunken driving. "It is assumed that everyone on the road after midnight is a suspect for driving under the influence," Hoffner testified, according to court documents. He said statistics bear that out.

Bachmeier had asked the judge to throw out evidence against him based on outrageous governmental conduct, but that motion was denied.

Full article here.

Also, anyone driving who has black skin must be a crack dealer.

Smart Investment

Norway's richest man no longer a Norwegian after switching citizenship to Cyprus to avoid income tax.

Norway's richest man has become a citizen of Cyprus, allowing him to avoid income tax for himself and inheritance tax for his daughters. John Frederiksen made billions of kronor in shipping and aquaculture.

No income tax? Where is the wonderful land you speak of? (For those of you who don't know, the U.S. Constitution never allows for an income tax, and early on in its history it was debated as being unconstitutional.)

Search: SEXXX

New feature in Google lets you track what regions of the world search for the most.

Most searches for "sex"? ---- Muslim countries. Click here

I want to go back to high school.

High school teacher in trouble after students find her national bikini team photos. Which is sad because she is completely smoking hot.

A high school teacher who posed for revealing photos on a Web site will not face any discipline, a school district official said Thursday.

But the point is that she almost did... which is completely asinine in my opinion. So she is making a few extra bucks for being hot. She's covered the essential area's. I didn't know it was illegal for a teacher to be in a bathing suit. It would be like arresting a basketball player for being tall.

Why didn't anyone think of this sooner? Oh yeah, right.

Hillary Clinton introduces bill to link congressional pay raises to the minimum wage, so they can't raise one without raising the other. Congressional Republican heads asplode.

Actually, I have nothing smart to say about that. Its a good idea.

....... but..... knowing them they'll work it in somehow so that every 5 cents the American Taxpayer gets, they get something like an extra $10K in pay. Assholes. What were we talking about again?