Wednesday, April 26, 2006

18 years of silence

Man released after 18 years in jail when DNA absolves him of rape, sues policeman that put him there. Hooray!

Earl Washington Jr.’s lawsuit over a murder conviction that sent him to death row comes down to one line in a police report: Washington “gave pertinent information about the crime that no one knew with the exception of himself.”

It was written by State Police Special Agent Curtis Reese Wilmore, one of the lead investigators who interrogated Washington in the 1982 rape and murder of Rebecca Lynn Williams. Washington’s lawyers argue that the sentence means Wilmore coached the confession and then perpetrated the story that Washington’s statement was all his own.

18 years.... hope he gets about 10 million per year.
I love how they just release you from prison and go, "Hey, sorry about the mixup. Oh and, uh, sorry we almost killed ya too." (He was sentenced to death but appealed... he once came within 8 days of execution.)

Sprint won't let G.I. in Iraq out of contract

Federal law allows for soldiers called to active duty to get out of a lease on a house, apartment or car within 30 days. Against the all-mighty telecoms, even Uncle Sam is helpless, though. Our fighting men and women still have to pay their cell phone bills.

Pfc. Dane Gabrielson, a 25-year-old member of the Wisconsin National Guard, shipped out to Iraq a year ago, leaving behind a Sprint cell phone and a $68-a-month bill. Ever since then Dane's mother, Tamara Harris, has been begging Sprint to cancel or suspend his service, but to no avail.

Article here.

My Blood Boils when I read crap like this: pt. 2

A SYDNEY man has been charged with assault after an alleged intruder was bashed repeatedly with a baseball bat.

Police said the 37-year-old was at his Herakles Street home, at Doonside in Sydney's west, about 8.30pm (AEST) yesterday when a man broke in.

The intruder, aged 38, allegedly used a piece of wood to force his way in by knocking the door off its hinges.
Police said a scuffle broke out before the resident allegedly hit the intruder in the head with the bat and continued to beat him after he had fallen to the ground.

The alleged intruder was airlifted to Westmead Hospital and is in a serious but stable condition.

The resident has been charged with assault occasioning grievous bodily harm and will face Blacktown Local Court today.

I know this didn't take place in America..... but what about the rights of citizens. What about common sense? If that man hadn't hit the intruder with a baseball bat, then the intruder could have overpowered the homeowner and who knows what he would have done next. Maybe killed him.

Asinine scale: 9.5

Tuesday, April 25, 2006

My Blood Boils when I read crap like this

Teacher cleared of charges of sexually abusing a students after it turned out the student had made previous baseless charges against teachers.

It would have been a sweeter victory if he hadn't died in prison four years ago.

Timothy Gee was jailed for eight years when he was convicted at Leeds Crown Court in 2001. Always maintaining his innocence, Mr Gee launched two unsuccessful appeals before his death.

He has now been cleared by the Court of Appeal. Too little too late, wouldn't you say?

Mr. Gee's 88-year-old mother Molly has been awarded more than £62,000 costs by the court after battling to clear her son's name. As part of that bid, she contacted the Criminal Cases Review Commission, which asked a leading psychiatrist to report on the girl – now aged 26 – who had accused Mr Gee of rape. While the study cast doubt on the girl's mental state, it emerged that she had also made similar accusations against another man, whose conviction was quashed earlier this year.

Mrs Gee said: "It all boiled down to one girl's word against his, and the jury believed her. That's all it took to send my son to prison and it has left me very angry and grief stricken. I don't think anyone should have to work alone with a child – it's just too easy for an allegation like this to be made."

Mr Gee, from Lindley, Huddersfield, died at age 55 in August 2002, a month after his second appeal failed. Overturning Mr Gee's conviction, Lady Justice Smith said that experts now believed the girl's statements to be "unreliable."

Jee, "unreliable." You think? An innocent man is dead and his accuser gets to roam free. Even Britian's legal system has its head up its ass.

Cops Defend Their Food Source

Phoenix police shoot to death an armed man who hijacked a Krispy Kreme delivery truck.

You should NEVER take a doughnut from a cop.

Full article here.

Further proof drug companites don't really care about your well being.

Pharmaceutical companies pay to keep generic verisions of their drugs off the market. This would make me angry, but the Prozac just kicked in.

Brand-name drug makers are striking more deals with generic rivals to restrict the introduction of cheaper generic drugs, antitrust authorities said on Monday.

Emboldened by recent victories in court, pharmaceutical companies are using controversial settlements that entail payments to generic rivals which promise to restrict selling competing generic drugs, a Federal Trade Commission official said in a speech on Monday.

Full article here.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Gas Prices in other nations

Gasoline prices are going up around the world, but the pain is not being felt everywhere the same way. Drivers in some countries pay a lot more than U.S. consumers. But others pay substantially less. That’s because pump prices don’t reflect just the cost of gasoline.

In most of the industrialized world, including Europe and Japan, pump prices are much higher than in the U.S. – even though the wholesale price is roughly the same. The difference is a heavy tax load those countries impose to discourage consumption.

The Dutch have the dubious distinction of paying the most to fill 'er up, according to the U.S. Deptatment of Energy. (There are various agencies that track gasoline prices, but these are among the most recent figures available.) As of April 10, drivers in the Netherlands were paying the equivalent of about $6.73 a gallon at the pump. The gas itself cost $2.61; the rest — $4.12 — represented tax. That’s a 158 percent tax. By comparison, the U.S. has the lowest tax on gasoline of any industrialized country: about 15 percent at current prices.

Elsewhere in the industrialized world, the actual cost of gasoline ranges from $2.15 a gallon (France) to $2.61 in the Netherlands. But the after-tax price is $5.80 in France and over $6 a gallon in most other major European countries. Japanese drivers get off relatively easy: taxes there only push pump prices to about $4.50 a gallon.

So much for Europe and Japan. In less-developed parts of the world, some countries actually subsidize pump prices to keep them below what the gasoline actually costs to make. China, which recently raised fuel prices, still keeps them well below international market rates. Chinese drivers — and farmers — still pay the equivalent of less than $2 a gallon. As a result, the oil refining industry there is losing billions of dollars. That’s why the Chinese government is expected to continue to try to raise retail prices, while trying to avoid a major consumer backlash.

The cheapest places to top off, not surprisingly, are in countries that produce the most oil. In Iraq, until recently, pump prices were capped at 10 cents a gallon. Prices have recently risen to nearly 40 cents a gallon — still a bargain compared to the U.S. Iran also keeps pump prices low — less than 35 cents a gallon, according to a recent Reuters survey.

But for a real bargain, drive on down to Venezuela, where President Hugo Chavez has made a name for himself lately by delivering heating fuel to low-income American families at bargain prices. In Venezuela, you’ll pay just 12 cents a gallon to fill your tank.

At least he wasn't with an altar boy.

The prime minister of Chechnya who is a "devout muslim," is married with children and has made a name for himself by criticising the media for broadcasting "immoral programmes" and by urging Chechen women to wear headscarves. In recent months he has outlawed gambling, clamped down on alcohol sales and partially introduced Shariah law. He was also recently reported to have issued an order for women's mobile phones to be monitored to ensure that wives are not in contact with ex-boyfriends.

Where was I going with this? Oh yeah, he was caught in a sauna with two prostitutes.

How's your retirement package?


Soaring gas prices are squeezing most Americans at the pump, but at least one man isn't complaining.

Last year, Exxon made the biggest profit of any company ever, $36 billion, and its retiring chairman appears to be reaping the benefits.

Exxon is giving Lee Raymond one of the most generous retirement packages in history, nearly $400 million, including pension, stock options and other perks, such as a $1 million consulting deal, two years of home security, personal security, a car and driver, and use of a corporate jet for professional purposes.

Last November, when he was still chairman of Exxon, Raymond told Congress that gas prices were high because of global supply and demand. "We're all in this together, everywhere in the world," he testified.

And remember, gas hit $4.50 a gallon in NYC yesterday.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Gas friendly car.

A cool looking car using off the shelf technology get 156 mpg.

Oil companies seen forming strike team.

Click here to look at the car.

New penicillin found in wallaby milk

Scientists have discovered a bacteria-fighting compound 100 times more effective than penicillin - in wallaby milk.

Researchers found the highly-potent compound, tagged AGG01, was active against a wide variety of fungi and bacteria including antibiotic-resistant superbugs.

Full article here.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Whats the big deal? This happens all the time... in college.

A man who claims he mistakenly had sex with "the wrong woman" after entering a dark bedroom at the home of a Sydney magazine editor was yesterday committed to stand trial for rape.

Paul John Chappell, 31, was invited back to the editor's apartment after they met during a night out. The pair went to bed and Chappell later got up to use the bathroom.

But Chappell claims he mistakenly returned to the wrong bedroom, where the editor's 23-year-old roommate was asleep. He got into bed with the roommate and initiated sex, allegedly believing she was the other woman. The roommate participated because she thought it was her own boyfriend who had come to bed after falling asleep in the loungeroom. When she turned on the light, the "hysterical" woman saw Chappell in her bed and realised her boyfriend was still asleep on the couch.

Chappell intends to plead not guilty to one count of sexual intercourse without consent.

Can't we all just say what really happened here? Everybody was drunk. He was drunk, she was drunk. Now she's charging him with rape because she was too hammered to realize that the guy she was about to screw wasn't her boyfriend.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Yup, we live in America where personal accountability means nothing.

Drunk FBI agent who passed out behind the wheel, jumped a curb and had to be pulled from the burning vehicle sues Chrysler and the guy who sold him the truck.

Truth, Justice and the American Way.

An FBI agent who pleaded guilty to drunken driving has sued the maker of his pickup because it caught fire after he passed out behind the wheel.

Robert Clymer, who was involved in a high-profile investigation of the Crazy Horse Too strip club, had a blood-alcohol content of 0.306 percent, nearly four times the current legal limit, and was unconscious when Las Vegas firefighters pulled him from his burning truck on Jan. 29, 2005.

Gives new meaning to the "And make me a sandwich, bitch!" joke.

In a moment of crystal clear logic and sanity, man beats his girlfriend to death with a microwave for not heating his sandwich.

Walter S. Fordyce, 58, of Uniontown remained jailed without bond Thursday on a charge of criminal homicide. Fordyce told police he began arguing with his live-in girlfriend, Mary McCann, 58, early Thursday.

After throwing her to the floor, Fordyce threw a microwave oven onto McCann's chest after she refused to heat up sandwiches for him, he told police.

Fordyce also said he stomped on McCann's chest repeatedly, then banged her head on the floor until she lost consciousness -- but that he also said he didn't mean to kill her, police said.

"It was an accident. I didn't do it on purpose," police quoted Fordyce as saying.

Fordyce ran to a neighbor's house for help but couldn't find anyone there to call 911, police said.

After returning home and checking McCann for a pulse -- and finding none -- he went downstairs and drank a beer before going to another neighbor's home and asking them to call 911, police said.

Fate of NORAD undetermined.

NORAD, that nifty cold war operations center buried inder thousands of feet of granite in Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado, could be decommissioned in the near future.

You just know Wal-Mart has their eye on that place.

Full article here.

Better skip the plans to install that satellite dish too.

A woman in Boulder, CO was out of jail Thursday, after being locked up over the weekend for installing a new garage door.

Megan Forbes was arrested and taken to jail on Sunday for failing to show up on a court summons she received for replacing her original garage door with a new one.

The problem was that Forbes' home is in the historic Mapleton Hill area and replacing the original garage door on her 106-year-old home required a Landmark Alteration Certificate from the city -- something she didn't obtain.

Forbes was getting ready for church Sunday when a Boulder police officer knocked on her door, arrested her, and took her to jail.

Proving once again that Boulder, CO is about 50 miles outside of the rest of reality.

Thou shall not have any other Gods besides me


State Board of Education member Connie Morris took exception Wednesday to a picture of a made-up creature that satirizes the state's new science standards hanging on a Stucky Middle School teacher's door.

Morris requested (i.e. made a huge scene) that the picture be removed.

The creature, called the Flying Spaghetti Monster, is the creation of Bobby Henderson of Corvallis, Ore. Henderson created the entity and an accompanying mythology on the origin of mankind to make fun of Kansas' recent debate over the teaching of criticisms of evolution, including intelligent design.

Morris, who voted for the new science standards, saw the picture during a tour of the school and demanded that it be removed.

And the Flying Spaghetti Monster will strike down upon thee with great vengence and furious anger those who attempt to poison my brothers. And you will know his name is the lord, when he lays his vengence down upon thee.

Boy sets self on fire stealing gas.

Dumb: Soaking your pants with gas while siphoning someone's tank.
Dumbass: Flicking a lighter to see how much gas got on your pants.
Irony: You're stealing the gas from a firefighter's car.

Article here.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

Money Shot

You can no longer legally ejaculate on somebody's face without their consent in Connecticut.

Full article here. Go ahead, I know you're too curious not to click on it.

Laundromat thief took cameras, forgot videotape

In an Elko, NV laundromat a burglar attempts clean escape by taking six surveillance cameras with him, apparently unclear on the concept that those cameras were connected to something called a VCR.

Turns out he left some rather compelling evidence behind - the VCR and videotape that recorded his face each time he stood in front of the cameras.

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

DEA Agent Who Shot Self In Foot Sues U.S.


A Drug Enforcement Administration agent who stars in a popular online video that shows him shooting himself in the foot during a weapons demonstration for Florida children is suing over the tape's release, claiming that his career has been crippled and he's become a laughingstock due to the embarrassing clip's distribution.

Lee Paige, 45, blames the video's release on DEA officials in an April 7 federal lawsuit filed against the U.S. government.

According to the lawsuit, Paige was making a "drug education presentation" in April 2004 to a Florida youth group when his firearm (a Glock .40) accidentally discharged. The shooting occurred moments after Paige told the children that he was the only person in the room professional enough to carry the weapon. The accident was filmed by an audience member, and the tape, Paige claims, was turned over to the DEA. The drug agency subsequently "improperly, illegally, willfully and/or intentionally" allowed the tape to be disseminated. As a result, Paige--pictured above in a still from the video--has been the "target of jokes, derision, ridicule, and disparaging comments" directed at him in restaurants, grocery stores, and airports. Paige, who writes that he was "once regarded as one of the best undercover agents, if not the best, in the DEA," points to the clip's recent airing on popular television shows and via the Internet as the reason he can no longer work undercover. He also notes that he is no longer "permitted or able to give educational motivational speeches and presentations."

Online Dating Sorority Sex Scandal

This morning, Tampa Police raided the Sigma Delta Pi sorority house at Westborn College. Twenty three women age 19-24 were arrested on charges that included pandering, hazing violations, racketeering, and recording sexual acts without the permission of the participants.

As part of the initiation into the sorority, each of the 36 pledges were “required to have sex or oral sex on a first date with 7 partners in a two week period” according to district attorney Michael Watts. “These partners had to be men they did not know chosen from a popular online dating service."

It is suspected that all 36 of the pledges who are now Sigma Omicron Pi sisters went on sex-dates with a total of more than 250 different men. Two of the dates are reported to have been with high school seniors from nearby Shelby High School.

At the scene, police seized computers that had more than 20 hours of digital videos recordings of the pledges engaged in sexual intercourse in the sorority house. The videos were apparently recorded without the knowledge of the male partners via a web cam mounted on a computer monitor. The records of the online dating service have also been subpoenaed.

In other news: Transfer applications to Westborn College up 765 percent this year.

Advil in schools? These kids are out of control!

Today's "high school student suspended for taking ibuprofen" story brought to you by Rochester, NY.

Last week, a student at Greece Arcadia High School got an Advil, an over-the-counter pain medication, from his girlfriend during school; both were suspended.

Full article here.

Best & Worst Cities

Congratulations to Baghdad on being rated the worst place to live for the third year in a row. Better luck next year, Detroit.

Zurich is the city with the highest quality of life in 2006, while Baghdad, for the third year running, has the lowest, a survey published Monday shows.

Geneva and Vancouver made the top three in the list compiled by human resource company Mercer while Bangui in the Central African Republic and Brazzaville, the capital of Congo Republic, joined Baghdad in the bottom three.

Friday, April 07, 2006

Damn Young Whippersnappers

Young people embrace an activity. Adults condemn it. The kids grow up, no better or worse than their elders, and the moral panic subsides. Then the whole cycle starts over. Here's how the establishment has greeted past scourges.

Novels
"The free access which many young people have to romances, novels, and plays has poisoned the mind and corrupted the morals of many a promising youth; and prevented others from improving their minds in useful knowledge. Parents take care to feed their children with wholesome diet; and yet how unconcerned about the provision for the mind, whether they are furnished with salutary food, or with trash, chaff, or poison?"
---Reverend Enos Hitchcock, Memoirs of the Bloomsgrove Family, 1790

The Waltz
"The indecent foreign dance called the Waltz was introduced ... at the English Court on Friday last ... It is quite sufficient to cast one's eyes on the voluptuous inter­twining of the limbs, and close com­pressure of the bodies ... to see that it is far indeed removed from the modest reserve which has hitherto been considered distinctive of English females. So long as this obscene display was con­fined to prostitutes and adulteresses, we did not think it deserving of notice; but now that it is ... forced on the respectable classes of society by the evil example of their superiors, we feel it a duty to warn every parent against exposing his daughter to so fatal a contagion."
-- The Times of London, 1816

Movies
"This new form of entertainment has gone far to blast maidenhood ... Depraved adults with candies and pennies beguile children with the inevitable result. The Society has prosecuted many for leading girls astray through these picture shows, but GOD alone knows how many are leading dissolute lives begun at the 'moving pictures.'"
- The Annual Report of the New York Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, 1909

The Telephone
"Does the telephone make men more active or more lazy? Does it break up home life and the old practice of visiting friends?"
-- Survey conducted by the Knights of Columbus Adult Education Committee, San Francisco Bay Area, 1926

Comic Books
"Many adults think that the crimes described in comic books are so far removed from the child's life that for children they are merely something imaginative or fantastic. But we have found this to be a great error. Comic books and life are connected. A bank robbery is easily translated into the rifling of a candy store. Delinquencies formerly restricted to adults are increasingly committed by young people and children ... All child drug addicts, and all children drawn into the narcotics traffic as messengers, with whom we have had contact, were inveterate comic-book readers. This kind of thing is not good mental nourishment for children!"
-- Fredric Wertham, Seduction of the Innocent, 1954

Rock and Roll
"The effect of rock and roll on young people, is to turn them into devil worshippers; to stimulate self-expression through sex; to provoke lawlessness; impair nervous stability and destroy the sanctity of marriage. It is an evil influence on the youth of our country."
-- Minister Albert Carter, 1956

Videogames
"The disturbing material in Grand Theft Auto and other games like it is stealing the innocence of our children and it's making the difficult job of being a parent even harder ... I believe that the ability of our children to access pornographic and outrageously violent material on video games rated for adults is spiraling out of control."
-- US senator Hillary Rodham Clinton, 2005

Doctor's Orders

Apparently, the best way for women to beat breast cancer is to wear a bikini when they're younger. Spiffy.

Women with high exposure to the sun as teenagers may be protected against breast cancer in later life, doctors have found. Boosting levels of vitamin D could be beneficial at a time when breast cells are developing. New evidence of the ability of the "sunshine vitamin" to reduce the risk of cancer comes from two studies presented in the US.

They found women with the highest levels of the vitamin produced by the body when exposed to sunlight were up to 50 per cent less likely to develop breast cancer.

This follows a study in the American Journal of Public Health last year which found a large dose of vitamin D every day could halve the risk of some cancers. Experts say vitamin D deficiency causes thousands of cancer deaths every year.

Hell, why not go topless all year round? Full article here.

Drug industry spends millions to keep prices higher; you lose

The pharmaceutical industry spent $44 million lobbying U.S. state officials during a two-year period with much of the money going to fight proposals that would have reduced prescription drug costs, according to report released on Thursday.

The Center for Public Integrity said industry representatives spent the money in 2003 and 2004, a time when more than half of all states were considering proposals to reduce the cost of medicines. Prescription medicines are one of the fastest-growing expenses for state governments, which are among the pharmaceutical industry's biggest customers, the report said.

The investigative research center analyzed lobbyist disclosure documents and records from the Pharmaceutical Research and Manufacturers of America (PhRMA) as well as conducted interviews with current and former state representatives.

Full article here.

Eva Longoria is HUGE


To celebrate their 100th issue, Maxim has put a 75-by-110-foot vinyl mesh replica of its January 2005 cover image of Eva Longoria in the desert outside Las Vegas. If you have Google Earth installed you can actually zoom in and see the image here.

It's a pretty cool idea, especially considering any space aliens that plan to attack us will be momentarily distracted by her hotness, giving us the necessary time to discover their weakness and defeat them. Nice try, invading space aliens. Maybe next year.

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dog escapes Shawshank

Dog escapes kennel by chewing through latch and scaling seven-foot-high concrete wall topped with barbed wire. Left cryptic note about settling in Zihuatanejo, a warm place with no memory. Open a little hotel right on the beach. Buy some worthless old boat and fix it up like new.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Nobody would be stupid enough.... Would they?

Sixteen-year-old accompanies her 22-year-old boyfriend to his probation hearing -- while carrying pot and cocaine.

Security guards stopped the girl Monday when a metal detector went off as she walked through it at the Porter County Courthouse (Indiana). When a guard checked the girl’s coat, she found a plastic bag filled with what appeared to be marijuana and cocaine, police said.

She claimed she was holding it for her boyfriend.

Ahhh, love.

Today's Date

This post was posted at 1:02 AM and three seconds on April 5th, 2006.

That makes it 01:02.03 04-05-06


And yesterday was my birthday. Too all of those who wished me a happy birthday, thank you. For those of you who didn't.... you've been added to my "list."

WoW Funeral Ambush

World of Warcraft or otherwise known as simply, WoW is one of the most popular and successful computer games in history. It is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Game that 6 million people pay $10 -15 per month to play. This type of popularity creates a sample size that is large enough to reflect the forces that control it. In Layman's terms, with this many people playing this online game at any given time human nature tends to get a stronger representation.

Apparently, some dude dies in real life who was a popular World of Warcraft player. So his WoW friends log into his account and take this character to a serene lake to allow players to pay their respects. ---> Opposing guild promptly shows up at the virtual funeral and slaughters everyone in attendance who were there to show their respects.

They filmed the whole thing and put it on the net for everyone to see. Click here to view the video.

Patient's survival bad for business

Company, which "invested" in life-insurance policies for HIV-infected people in the 90s who unexpectedly survived, is now whining about having to pay their health-care premiums.

When M. Smith learned she had AIDS in the early 1990's, she figured it was a death sentence. "It was mind numbing," Smith says.

She was 35, healthy, and never suspected that an ex-boyfriend, who died years earlier of AIDS related complications, had infected her.

Smith, who also had cancer at the time, says her prognosis gave her less than two years to live. So, she started to get her affairs in order.

One day, flipping through a magazine for HIV positive people, Smith, who asked we shield her identity, saw an ad offering to buy her $150,000 life insurance policy. Smith had no children and no husband.

According to the contract she signed, the company, Life Partners, would pay her $90,000 up front, and cover her combined life and health insurance premiums if she lived longer than two years. When she died, the company would collect the full value of the policy, potentially a windfall profit of more than 60 percent, depending on when Smith died.

That was 12 years ago. Smith is still alive, and the company has paid out $100,000 in premiums, according to Smith's attorneys. But Smith and her lawyers also claim that over the years, Life Partners has been trying to get out of its contract, claiming Smith should pay her own health premiums and at one point sending a letter saying, "The investors ... are no longer willing to support the cost of your health insurance."

While there is no cure for AIDS, the new medications are extremely effective at staving off disease. Ronda Goldfein of the AIDS Law Project in Pennsylvania said companies like Life Partners never considered the possibility AIDS might not be a sure bet.

"In the early '90's people were dying. They'd get diagnosed, there wasn't any good treatment and they would die. And all of a sudden in the midst of all that ... there's this revolution in AIDS care and people are living longer."

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

WalMart issues statement nobody believes.

Wal-Mart announces it will open stores in blighted neighborhoods where it will help struggling mom-and-pop businesses thrive -- you know, like it always does.

Full article here.

The company faces fierce opposition from labor groups, environmentalists and others who contend that it devours green space, drives competitors out of business and pays poverty-level wages.

Bad Driving Decision

Front End Loader: 1
Ford Focus: 0

Eyewitness told the Florida Highway Patrol that traffic was reduced to one lane northbound Monday afternoon to allow work vehicles to pass. But the driver of a Ford Focus still tried to make his way through the site, only to slam into the back of a front end loader.

Monday, April 03, 2006

Boy turns in knife but may still be expelled

Eighth-grader might get expelled after mistakenly bringing his pocket knife to school and immediately turning it in.

Parents say they are stunned that a Warren Township (Indiana) Schools principal suspended their son and recommended his expulsion for possession of a pocketknife even though he turned the knife in to the office as soon as he arrived at school. After turning in the knife, the eighth-grader was suspended from Stonybrook Middle School for 10 days and may be expelled.

Elliot, 14, said he was walking to the school entrance in the brisk weather March 3 and had placed his hands in his coat pocket when he felt the Swiss army pocketknife in the pocket.

"I went straight to the office right inside (the front door)," he said.
He said he handed the knife to Teri Donahue, the school's treasurer, and told her he had brought it to school by mistake.

As a result of Elliot's actions, the school's principal, Jimmy Meadows, suspended Elliot for the maximum 10 school days as allowed by law and recommended Elliot be expelled. A confidential expulsion hearing is scheduled for April 10.

I give it a 9 on the "Asinine scale."

Kid suspended for Not doing drugs

The Suspension of a 12-year-old boy whose mother refused to give him Ritalin has sparked a class-action suit by parents who say schools are bullying them into giving their children drugs.

The case of a 12-year-old Longueuil boy suspended from school when his mother refused to give him Ritalin has sparked concerns over who is in charge of the medicine cabinet.

Do parents have the right to say "no" when their child's school says they need prescription drugs?

What are you f**king kidding me? Of course they do.

Full article here.

And on a side note, did you ever notice that its overwhelmingly subscribed to boys? Its like they're saying that there is something wrong with the male mind. Hmmm, we seemed to do fine up until about 10 years ago before this Ritalin fad kicked in. Now if a young boy stands up in class without asking, he's diagnosed with ADHD.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Wrong Site Surgery

The California Department of Health Services found that on January 13, the Children's Hospital of Orange County surgeons opened the wrong side of a child’s skull during an operation to remove a brain tumor. The agency’s report noted that the doctors involved failed to observe the “time out” before the surgery and failed to mark the operation site on the child’s head.

The error was discovered when no tumor was found under the portion of skull initially removed. At that point, the doctors replaced the section of skull removed by mistake and proceeded to the correct operative site where the tumor was located and removed.

The Department of Health Services also found that the doctors failed to document the wrong-site surgery in the child’s hospital chart. The hospital did, however, notify the state thereby prompting the investigation.

I can imagine the doctors explaining it now: Surgeon helpfully explains to the child's mother how wrong side of his skull was removed because the operating table was spun around.

Other surgical errors:
The removal of the wrong (healthy) kidney of a 63-year-old cancer patient in the UK less than two weeks ago. The man, John Heron, gave an exclusive interview to sundaymail.co.uk that reveals the type of “comedy of errors” that often produces the occurrence of what is known as “wrong-site surgery.”

In the interview, Mr. Heron stated that before the surgery he clearly told doctors that the pain he was experiencing was on his left side. His right side had already been marked, however, and he was told not to worry.

At the time, his doctors had not reviewed X-rays that clearly showed the cancerous tumor was on Heron’s left kidney.

Following the surgery, Heron was even told that he was “a lucky man.” The next day, however, he was told the terrible news after the pathology lab found the kidney that had been removed to be completely healthy.

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52-year-old Marjorie Patterson had a routine mammogram which supposedly showed a suspicious shadow. After an MRI and biopsy, she was told by telephone that she had an aggressive type of breast cancer.

When doctors advised her that a mastectomy was needed to save her life, she agreed, and the surgery was performed. Three weeks later, doctors admitted the biopsy they had examined belonged to another patient and that Mrs. Patterson never had cancer.
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In September, the New York State Health Department announced it was launching an investigation into what happened at Phelps Memorial Hospital Center in Sleepy Hollow, New York, where surgeons removed a man’s perfectly healthy kidney instead of his cancerous one.
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Another similar error occurred in the UK in January 2000 when two surgeons removed a man’s healthy kidney instead of his diseased one. One of the doctors told a disciplinary panel that he had collected X-rays but had read them the “wrong way round.” He realized something had gone wrong when, two hours after the surgery, the anesthetist told him that the man had not produced any urine. Five weeks after the botched surgery the 69-year-old man died.
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In 1995, at Tampa’s University Community Hospital, where a surgeon amputated the wrong leg of 51- year-old Willie King.
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The 59-year-old mother of a prominent Indian film star was brought to Sloan-Kettering Cancer Center in New York to have a malignant brain tumor removed. The neurosurgeon operated on the wrong side of her brain. The woman now suffers from severely impaired vision and no awareness of her left side. (Washington Post, 7/25/95).
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A surgeon at Butterworth Hospital in Grand Rapids, Michigan, cut off the wrong breast of a 69-year-old cancer patient during a mastectomy. (USA Today, 3/27/95).
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A surgeon in Boston removed the wrong kidney from a patient after failing to check x- rays that would have revealed this tragic error. (Boston Globe, 6/1/96).
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In a particularly tragic case, Jesica Santillan, a 17 year-old girl from Mexico who was smuggled into the United States to receive treatment for a life-threatening heart condition, waited three years for a donor heart and lungs to be found.

When the heart and lung transplant, which was supposed to save her life, was finally performed, her condition only worsened. It was then discovered that the heart and lungs she received did not match her blood type.
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A 67-year-old man named Hurshell Ralls went into surgery for bladder cancer and, while under anesthesia, the surgeon removed his penis and testicles because he concluded that the cancer had spread to the penis.

No one had ever discussed the possibility of such radical additional surgery with Mr. Ralls who was shocked to learn what had happened to him at a time when he was unable to make a conscious decision about the removal of his penis and testicles. Later, after examining a tissue sample, another doctor concluded that Ralls never had cancer of the penis.
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In May of 2002, Linda McDougal was diagnosed with breast cancer and underwent a double mastectomy at the United Hospital of St. Paul Minnesota. After the surgery, McDougal was told that she had never had cancer. Apparently, her slides had been mixed up with those of another patient.
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From 1985 to 1995, the Physicians Insurers Association of America (PIAA) counted 225 claims for wrong-site surgery by its 110,000 doctors in the United States.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

American Flag banned at Colorado School

Dozens of high school students protested a temporary school policy forbidding students from displaying the U.S. flag amid racial tensions following immigration rallies.

Students were warned about the policy Friday and several were suspended, although the principal would not provide details.

First they tell kids they need to have more pride in their country. Then they suspend them for having American flag stickers on their cars.

Last time I checked, we do live in America and that flag represents the rights of its citizens. Like, oh I don't know..... how about the rights of THE FIRST AMENDMENT.

Drunk teen sues restaurant for letting her drink.

An underager who got drunk and hurt herself is using this experience to reflect on the consequences of underage drinking. Just kidding.... we live in America. She's suing.

A teenager who sneaked into a charity bartender contest to drink is suing the restaurant for causing facial injuries she suffered in a drunken fall in the parking lot.

Tyler C. Bauer, 18, of New Market, is seeking $200,000 in damages from TGI Friday's, according to the lawsuit filed March 22 in Frederick County Circuit Court.

Full article here.

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